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Whats your name ?

Jose Brothel Magazine (OK, Morag Elizabeth Jones)

Name some of your favourite artists/bands

REM, Radiohead, U2, Eels, Beth Orton, Nirvana

What was your first record?

Owned - some dodgy compilation for kids with the Wombles song and Captain Sensible on it. Bought - a vinyl single of the song from "The Snowman" by Aled Jones for 10p, in June, when I was 10.

What was the first gig you went to?

BIS, when they were called Black Iron Skyline, and were good (strange but true) in '93, or REM Monster at Murrayfield.

What's the most important record in your collection and why?

REM, Automatic For The People, cause it's just about the only thing that meant something to me when I was 14, and when I was 17 and still does now I'm 21, and that's bloody impressive.

What music gets you dancing?

Anything you can bounce to

Name a record that you're ashamed to have bought.

PJ & Duncan, but it was for my sister's christmas, honest!

Any bands you hate? Why?

The Corrs. They're shite. Says it all really.

Do you rate Radiohead?

Are bears catholic? Does the pope shit in the woods?

Lennon/McCartney or Brian Wilson?

Crystal Tips/Alistair

Favourite film?

Chasing Amy.

Favourite book?

The Crow Road, by Iain Banks.

Favourite 'art' artist?

H.R. Geieger

Who would you be on Stars In Their Eyes?

Kirsty McColl doing Fairytale of New York, so I could sing "you scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot, happy christmas, your arse, I pray God, it's our last". Great lyric.

What would you call your first born son/daughter?


Who's your favourite superhero?

Can I have a bad guy? The Joker(and Harley Quin, of course)

Favourite comedy/comedian?

Eddie Izzard (...I put babies on spikes...)

Your football team?

I get to have a football team? 11 men all to myself? Yummy!

Who do you fancy?


What is the future?

the future is a silly place. Let's not go there.